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Do you need
to get in shape fast ?

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Wanna look your best ?

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Tired of the other guys
getting all the chicks ?

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Are you tired of being
a 90 pound weakling ?

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Yeah, I only
weigh 90 pounds.

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Then bulk up quick

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with Weight Gain 4000 !

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Yes !

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Over 4,000 grams of
saturated fat per serving.

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Its patented formula
is designed

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to enter the mouth and
go directly to the stomach

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where it is distributed
to the bloodstream !

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Now available
at stores everywhere.

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Get some today !

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And say it with me...
Beefcake !

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Beefcake.

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Beefcake !

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Beefcake !

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Beefcake !

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Mom, can you get me
someweight gain 4,000 ?

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Okay Eric,

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I'll get you
some tomorrow.

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But mom,
I need it for tomorrow !

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Buttomorrow
is grocery day, Eric.

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Mom !

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( Squealing )

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Okay, okay.

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Well I guess I'll be going
to the storenow then.